Pet Cemetery Noise Mix
Pet Cemetery is a two chord progression, ending with a guitar solo, that was originally written to be sad, because I have a dark sense of humour.
The underlying beat is a rhythmic 8-bit synth, to replace the drums.
The lyrics are a not so simple insult comedy routine.
They are written in the style of a short story, except, I broke the golden rule of a short story (which is the title isn’t supposed to give away the surprise ending).
My theory was, if you broke the golden rule of a short story, then short stories would be a lot funnier. And they are.